Monday, May 3, 2010

The Inaugural Quack


I heard you guys were moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Did the person who told me this lie?

No, you were not lied to. We are indeed moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico. We left the great empirical state of New York on Friday April 30, 2010 at 8pm.

Why would you want to move away... don't you love us anymore?

Yes, we love you. Jenny does not want to move but ex-Mrs. Quacklemeister is taking too much of Joseph's money, so we have to go to New Mexico to fight it. Plus, Joseph wants to see his daughter, Jasmine Quacklemeister, age 10.

I helped you move or gave you a gift, are you grateful?

No, we're not grateful. We're thankful. Which is much more meaningful in our eyes.

Are you ever coming back?

Jenny plans to come back to attend RPI in 2014 or so. And we also plan to go on splendid Adirondack vacays too.

Where are you keeping the cat?

Our cat, Prince Albert Unpierced Mushroomcap, stays with us in the hotel, and he rides on top of a suitcase in the car.

Did you know that having animals roaming the car is dangerous?

Yeah, but he yowls if he's in the carrier.

Does Jenny have a job?

Lol. She's working on it.

Does Joseph have a job?

Yes. Same as the one in New York.

Can I ask you another question?

Yup. Just nail them up in the comments! Specify who (Jenny or Joseph or both) you want to answer.

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